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Quirky factoid: Amsterdam’s red-light district? They’ve got unions for sex workers. Unions! Like, collective bargaining for blowjobs—peak civilization or dystopia? You tell me. I’m over here giggling like a kid who hacked his first drone. And don’t get me started on the tech—some brothels got apps now. Book a slot, rate your “experience”—it’s Yelp for boning. Efficiency’s sexy, I’ll give ‘em that.

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BDSM - Femdom · Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Titjob · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Handjob · Erotic massage.

Honestly, I'm over the moon sometimes for the irony—life here is like a weird mashup of tech brilliance and rustic misfits. There's a vibe of “I need this right now” anywhere, blurrily switching from love to lust, joy to frustration, just like in a scene cut too quick in The Social Network when they say “You’re talking about a revolution.” Pecan-Grove's a revolution in its own way, sorta messy, sometimes mad-inducing, but always real.

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