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About San Antonio

Saw her struttin’ downtown, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than a possum’s attention span. Made me madder’n a wet hen – not ‘cause she’s out there, nah, but ‘cause folks act like she’s invisible. Git-R-Done, she ain’t! She’s loud, proud, and don’t care who’s starin’. Reminds me of that scene, “I’m not leaving,” Maria yells, all grit and fire. This gal’s the same – ain’t leavin’ her game, no matter what.

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I live near Riverside Park. Its flowin river is so chill, like it whispers secrets, you feel me? Sometimes when I'm massaging folks after a long day, I imagine the river’s murmurin' "That’s what she said!" It’s nuts but true, haha! I spend my breaks sittin on a funky bench by the river, thinkin about life's deep, deep stuff—like how every muscle tells its own sad yet badass story.

Pella celebrates Dutch heritage during the 2025 Tulip Time festival