Ivy Pflugerville Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

This one time, right, I met a whore in Volantis—red hair, eyes like a snake, and a laugh that could wake a dead dragon. She’d fleece ya blind while smilin’, and I bloody loved it! Made me happy, that did—reminds me o’ WALL-E stackin’ his cubes, all proud-like. “Directive!” he’d chirp, and she’d chirp back, “Pay up, short-arse!” Hah! I gave her double, just for the cheek. But what pissed me off? Some lordling tried stiffin’ her—stiffin’ *her*!—and I near threw me goblet at his fat head. Don’t mess with a lass who’s got more wits than you, ya twat.

Pflugerville honors retiring Police Chief Hooker’s 33 years of service

Hooker graduated from the Law Enforcement Management Institute of Texas and worked as an officer in Cedar Park for three years before coming to.

Sometimes, I even feel like I’m living in a character study from Kaufman’s mind – existential vibes everywhere. But hey, that’s why I dig it: weird, flawed, and unpredictable. The roads wind like scrambled thoughts, streets like Buttah Ln (yeah, I made that up, but it feels true) and every turn reminds me of that chaotic beauty.

Denise Mendoza Obituary - Pflugerville, TX