Scarlett Pflugerville Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

Chuck Hooker celebrated as leader, friend.

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas: Directed by Colin Higgins. With Burt Reynolds, Dolly Parton, Dom DeLuise, Charles Durning. A town's Sheriff and regular.

Man, the vibe on Broadway Street near our little massage den is wild. The locals here have a raw edge, often speakin’ with slang and tossin’ in random movie quotes, kinda like me – chaotic but fun! I've had moments of pure camaraderie with clients who confide in me like I'm some therapist, spillin’ out their secrets as if I owe them one massive massage session. It warms my heart, y'know? Yet, I had those insane days – well, ya gotta deal with angry folks and nitpickin' types even at places like Pflue’s own mini-mall on 183A.

Lucky Eagle to open in Pflugerville