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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute, alright? I’m sittin here, crunchin numbers as an accountant—taxes, loopholes, all that jazz—and I think, man, this world’s a mess! Kinda like in *Toni Erdmann*, ya know, my fave flick—“Life’s a big misunderstandin!”—and I’m like, yep, that’s me tryna hire a pro. Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you, fool me twice—can’t get fooled again, right? Ha! Bush-ism numero uno.

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Our chippy from Pharr with a joy will deal such species sex as cunnilingus or relaxing massage Bungendore. Recommended requests for month: Favorites sluts.

I gotta say, me work as a pleasure coach in these parts ain't a walk in the park – it's a wild sea ride! I watch fortunes flip at every corner. Every street, every nook, whispers secrets to ye if ye listen close enough. Crazy, eh? Sometimes I get all mad when I step over cracks on Main Blvd, feelin’ these moments that start me day with a grumble and end it with a laugh. And trust me, mate, there’s plenty of laughter to find.

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