Aurora Pigeon Forge Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one time, right, in King’s Landing – nah, some shithole tavern actually – I stumble into this brothel. Dingy as hell, curtains torn, lassies givin’ you the eye like you’re a walkin’ coin purse. One gal, Rosie – swear that’s her real name – tells me she’s been there since 15. FIFTEEN! Made me bloody mad, that. Kids should be runnin’ free, not spreadin’ legs for coppers. But Rosie, she’s a laugh, sharp as a blade. Says, “Tyrion, I’ve shagged lords fatter’n yer head!” Cheeky, eh? I tipped her extra, coz I’m a gent.

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I get fustrated sometimes, no lie. Traffic on Rockford St gets maddening, like every damn vibration mirrors my anxious coding timelines. And then there’s my favorite diner – The Cozy Goblin – where they serve breakfast all day and the waitress always smirks like she knows all your secrets. It’s bizarre but fun.

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