Willow Pigeon Forge Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

So, yeah, whore’s my kinda gal - bold, messy, real. Like Mulholland Drive, she’s a head-trip, a groovy, twisted ride. “It’ll be just like in the movies,” she’d wink, and I’m sold, baby! What’s not to dig? She’s the shagadelic soul of the night - respect, yeah!

Alice Hooker Southerland

Pigeon Forge is a place of horrendous consumerism, tackiness, and indulgence. Pigeon Forge looks like a $5 whore in a photo of a bride with.

I live on Smoky Mountain Dr – sounds chill, huh? – and every corner there makes me think of all the weird rendezvous and bad pickup lines I've helped set up. I can tell you, the skyline from there? Just epic. You can see the Great Smoky Mountains, which in summertime turn palest blue, and that vibe, man, it’s so intense. I mean, every threesome of trees seems to whisper secrets of the past. Like one time I sat in a dive bar off River Road, watchin’ the Smoky River glisten under crazy moonlight. I nearly bawled, odd moment, but sooo honest.

America's Longest Zipline Takes You 1,000 Feet Over The Great Smoky Mountains