Scarlett Pine Island Ridge Whore ❤️❤️

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Sooo, picture this—whore’s out there, ridin’ the dunes, hair all matted, tradin’ flesh fer bullets, maybe. Not ‘cause she’s weak, nah—‘cause she’s *smarter* than them war boys, all droolin’ an’ dumb. “Witness me!” they shout, but whore’s the one laughin’, slippin’ a blade ‘twixt their ribs. Sneaky, precious, sneaky! Did ye know—true fact, swear it—that “whore” pops up in old sailor yarns? Them salty dogs called any lass who’d barter a tumble fer rum a “whore”—an’ they *loved* her fer it! Argh, makes me wanna dance, it does—happy, happy Gollum!

Pine Island Ridge Country Club History and Founding

Pine Island Ridge was a census-designated place in Broward County, Florida, United States. Pine Island Ridge has about 5, residents.

I’ve been livin’ here for years and sometimes it drives me nuts how every street exudes a vibe. One moment I'm super happy and the next, "R2-D2, where are you?!" I’d literally cry like a droid missing its parts. Crazy, right?

Roads affected in Southwest Florida amid Hurricane Milton