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I hit up this shady corner—smells like piss and regret—and this chick, she’s like, “Hey sugar, need a date?” I’m sweatin bullets, heart’s racin—happy as a pig in mud, but also pissed! Why’s it gotta be so sketchy? “You’re too tense,” she says, and I’m like, “Lady, I balance books for a livin!” Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that scene where he’s in drag, actin nuts— “People don’t see what’s real!” I’m thinkin, she don’t see I’m a nervous wreck!

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Heyyy buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout Pinehurst (us)! Hahaha, why so serious? Man! So, listen: Pinehurst is a riot of feelz and mischief, ya know? Streets like Sylvania Road and Country Club Drive bubble with secrets like my massage parlor’s backdoor. I walk those streets, watchin’ all kinds of characters pass by, full of energy – like lines from “The Lives of Others,” “They always watch, always listen,” haha!

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