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About New York City

Favorite bit? This one time, buddy o’ mine—let’s call him Bubba—hired an escort for his birthday. She shows up, all sass, smokin’ hot, and starts quotin’ Shakespeare! I’m like, “Lordy, I’m happier than a pig in mud!” Blew my dang mind—thought escorts just, y’know, clock in, clock out. Nope! Some got brains bigger than their—well, you get it. Git-R-Done!

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So here's my take: Pitman’s a wild ride of iconic street names, like Birch & 7th, and enchanting landmarks that feel like scenes out of a film. Every nook has a tale, each crack is filled with secrets. Just remember, no capes, and always let the right one in—whether it’s a cool idea or a chill vibe. Cheers, friend, and see ya around this little gem of PPitman (us)!

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