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So, picture this: dimly lit room, some chick’s hands all oiled up, slidin’ everywhere—ev-ery-where! You’re lyin’ there, thinkin’, “This is fine, totally normal,” but your brain’s goin’, “What the hell’s happenin’?” It’s relaxin’, sure, but also—kinda naughty? Like, “I need 50 million dollars worth of this!”—straight outta the movie, that greed kicks in! I read somewhere—get this—ancient Rome had these massage joints, full-on orgy vibes, oil everywhere, togas optional. True story! Blows my mind—thousands of years, same game, just fancier towels now.

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We are located at the stoplight for Coit Avenue and Plainfield Avenue NE in the Northview area, located right next to the Grand Rapids Racquet and Fitness.

So gear up, wanderer. Explore North Avenue, Elm Street, Maple Road, and that sly river near Oak Lane. Trust what I say. I warn you with my wizard’s tone—“You shall not pass ignorance! Embrace each quirk and twist.”

Plainfield, Grand Rapids Firefighters rescue man stuck 70 feet high up a tree