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But lemme say, it ain’t all roses—some folks out there chargin’ an arm and a leg, promisin’ “tantric bliss,” and ya just get a crick in yer neck! Makes me madder’n a wet hen. Still, when it’s done right, hoo boy, it’s like “the forest is breathing,” like Boonmee says—alive, pulsing, downright spiritual! So, sugar, if ya ever get an erotic-massage, find a good’un, tip ‘em big, and tell ‘em Dolly sent ya—might get a laugh outta ‘em! Now, I’m off to dream ‘bout it, prob’ly trip over my own boots on the way. Love y’all!

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Plainview’s got surprises: side alleys with crazy murals, a sketchy bus stop that turns into art at night. Sometimes, I catch myself shouting, “I pity the fool who misses that!” Oh man, so many nooks and crannies, and each one’s a story.

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