Jade Port Huron Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About New York City

Man, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute, motherfucker! Shit’s wild out there, like tryna find Nemo in that big-ass ocean! I’m out here, cruisin the streets, thinkin, “Where’s my little fish at?” You know, like Marlin yellin, “Nemo! Where you at, motherfucker?!” Streets are fuckin dark, sketchy as hell—neon lights blinkin, girls standin round corners like damn barracudas waitin to bite. I’m sweatin, thinkin, “This ain’t no coral reef, bitch!”

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Fleabag motel that should be shut down! Drove into Port Huron late and used the TomTom to find hotels and a Days Inn came up close by. Drove.

Hey, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Port-Huron – our gem on the St. Clair River. I've been here a minute now, working my massage magic at my little parlor off Huron Ave near Bay Street. Every day, I see how the city moves; the streets are alive like the pulse of this old town.

Remembering Port Huron’s Food Truck Co-Founder