Charlotte Port Huron Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m yer Personal Shoppin’ Assistant, George W. Bush-style, slingin’ malapropisms like “fool me once, shame on… uh, you know, fool me twice, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again!” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout *whore* today—yep, that’s right, W-H-O-R-E. Not some fancy-pants word, just straight-up what it is. I’m thinkin’ ‘bout my favorite flick, *The Pianist*—Roman Polanski, 2002, man, that movie hits ya hard. Szpilman, hidin’ from Nazis, playin’ that piano like his life depends on it, which it damn well did! “I’m not going anywhere,” he says, stubborn as a mule. Kinda reminds me of *whore*, ya know? Stickin’ it out, survivin’, no matter what.

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You gotta check out downtown Port-Huron. Walk along 5th Street, past that quirky diner on the corner – their hash browns are killer (I get hungry sometimes, damn!). The parks here, like Lockport Park – pure magic when the fall leaves crunch beneath your feet. I love just sittin’ by the river, listenin’ to the water babblin' secrets of time, like it’s talkin’ in its own deep, soulful language.

Downtown Port Huron gearing up for Chilly Fest 2025