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About New York City

So, I’m wanderin’ the streets, alien eyes glowin’, peepin’ humans doin’ their thing. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t easy, fam! Not like the movies where they just pop up, all sassy n Ascot hats off to ‘em—Earth’s got layers, man, layers we don’t even get. Didja know, back in the day, like 1800s London, one in ten chicks was hustlin’? Wild, right? Makes me think—humans are weird as fuck. I’m pissed tho, ‘cause half these streets are dead—where’s the action at? Then I spot her—red heels, fishnets, lookin’ like she walked outta some retro porno. “We come in peace,” I beep, tryna not scare her off. She smirks, “You got cash, spaceman?”

Nightclubs & Pick Up Bars

The plethora of iced cream and frozen yogurt shops has been causing record amounts of brain freeze. This is a misdemeanor according to local.

Now, lemme spill a secret: off the beaten path near Baker’s Corner – a tiny coffee shop, Ruby’s Roastery – that’s where I wind down after therapy sessions with families. I’ve seen tears, smiles, and all that feels like the movie. I mean, hey, “White Material” vibes, like that raw, human struggle right there!

Mail truck catches fire in Port Jefferson Station