Sadie Port Orchard Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

Word History

I might have, oh dear, typed a few word-swap errors – like, so many typos: spaaa, reallll, wazz, thingy, dat, yer, but, well, it’s all part of the vibe – raw and unfiltered. The character, the charm, the hysterical unpredictability makes this town a living canvas, painting every day with the hues of spontaneity.

Child recovered after being abducted by father in Port Orchard