Lina Portales Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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Portales ain’t flawless. Sometimes the bureaucracy makes me thikng my head off. Emails, red tape, total waste of time. But the pulse of the city, its realness, makes it worth it. It's like a heartbeat, unexpected and powerful. Love here is messy, chaotic, and, trust me, contains a piece of my soul.

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