Amelia Princeton Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Little known fact—whores like Candy, they got secrets. She told me once, half-drunk, how she stashed cash in a hollowed-out Bible. Genius, right? Who’s gonna rob a holy book? Made me happy, that sly move—fuckin’ clever! But then she’d piss me off, yammerin’ bout her pimp like he was some king. “He’s my Theo,” she’d say, noddin’ to that movie hero. Bitch, Theo don’t slap ya for less than fifty! I’d roll my eyes so hard they’d hurt.

What you stand for is what defines you

Princeton - I never applied, but I'm just going to rank all of these colleges anyway. Insane rigor which both fascinates and terrifies me. I also like tigers. Brown - I only applied last year, so I'm not going to rank it alongside the four universities I'm expecting results from this week.

And yeah, my spa? It's smack dab in a neat but underrated area off the beaten track – a building with quirky tech decor that even Elon would tweet about with dry humor. I throw in tech terms all day: "Your skin functions like a finely tuned algorithm. Optimize it." Clients roll their eyes but secretly dig it.

Princeton’s War on Civil Rights