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About Chicago

So yeah, brothel’s a wild ride—dirty, messy, real. Kinda like *The Social Network*—everyone’s a hero ‘til the bill comes. Don’t pee on my leg, world—I’m callin’ it like I see it! Now, where’s my coffee?

How Germany became “Europe‘s Brothel” in the name of progress

I stroll down Starberry Lane when I’m chillin’. It’s super trippy. I once massaged a guy on Maple Rd, and he said, "Ida: 'I was not born to be used like this!'" – man, that bit stuck! Haha, just like that movie, "Ida"! Sometimes I say, “Huh, is mayonnaise an instrument?” cuz life here is wack.

Panthers pick up win over Bulldogs