Megan Prospect Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Great Scott! So, this chick, right—total whore vibes. Workin’ the register, I see her stroll in, all hips and lipstick, like she’s straight outta some trippy 70s flick. Reminds me of “Inherent Vice,” ya know, my fave—Doc Sportello’d clock her in a heartbeat. “What we have here is a situation!” he’d say, and damn right! She’s got that sneaky charm, like Shasta Fay, but sluttier—buys cheap wine, condoms, and gum, winks at me like I’m in on it. Pisses me off, tho—girl, I’m just tryna scan your shit, not join the party!

Etymology and terminology

The club whore. That's not how I see her. Beneath the depths of her thick skin, there is something I want to earn more than anything. Her heart.

Hey babe, so lemme tell ya, Prospect (us) is straight-up magic! It's like, every corner got its own vibe, ya know? Walk down Willow Street and BAM—you're hit with the energy. I swear, chillin’ in Liberty Park makes me think of that line from The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, “I am alive,” cuz that's exactly how I feel, like yay, it's bad bitch o’clock!

Maeda (DFA'd) makes way for hard-throwing Tigers prospect