Vanessa Ranchettes Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

I’m typin’ fast, prolly messin’ up—whore, whoer, whoore, ha! Don’t care, vibe’s what matters. Surprised me once, readin’ bout this gal, Mary, 1800s, worked the docks, saved enough to buy a pub! Badass, right? Makes me happy, thinkin’ she flipped the script. “This ain’t a goddamn day care,” she’d say, kickin’ out drunk fools—Brokeback energy, lone wolf style.

The Rundown on Ranchettes

Hello Natives, i’m a big fan of the Nashville Rockette’s and i couldn’t help but get excited when i discovered Weld County’s own Aristocrat Ranchette’s: namely Mary, Caroline, Nancy, and .

There’s a fella runnin’ a yoga shcool on Pine st. His moves? Like somethin’ out of a fckin’ epic film. I laughed, cried, and shouted “Motherf**er, get your zen on!” every now and then. Oh, and the local diner, Big Al’s—damn, food that smacks you in the face with flavor. His burger? Legendary, like one of those slow-motion scenes in Brokeback where the tension is palpable.

House in Rima Ridge Ranchettes sells for $2.2 million