Isabelle Rantoul Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Man, Ruby’s a trip—she’s got stories, y’all. Heard she once tricked a john into payin’ double just by hummin’ some old Woody Guthrie tune—seduction with a side of sarcasm. “Hang me, oh hang me,” she’d croon, laughin’ as he fumbled his wallet. Little known fact: back in ’58, whores like her used to trade secrets in dive bars, scribblin’ codes on napkins—Ruby’s got a stash of ‘em, yellowed and crumpled, hidin’ in her beat-up purse. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how she’s outsmartin’ fools while they’re too drunk to notice.

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Illinois Theatre's "Tis Pity She's A Whore" in the Colwell Playhouse. Performances will be March and at pm and Sunday March 15 at 3 pm.

Oh and don’t miss Millers Park – best spot for a shady chat and some damn inspiration. Love to frequent it when debugging my bloody app code. Many times, walking from South Street to the park, I’d curse the world and then laugh at my own idiocy. “There’s no hope,” I’d mutter – then flip it with a grin, “I’m the one who connects these hopeless souls!”

Janet Withers Obituary (2024) - Rantoul, IL - The News-Gazette