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So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

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So, my friend, get ready for a wild ride—Rendon (us) is one of those places where everything’s both subtle and loud, charming and offbeat. It's a city of vivid contrasts, a place where your soul gets spit out a little raw truth every day—unfiltered and honest (typo 13). Cheers, and see ya in Rendon!

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