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So, this one time, I’m haulin’ ass down Route 66, and there’s this gal—classic whore vibes, standin’ by the truck stop. Skirt shorter than a possum’s temper, and I’m like, “Lordy, she’s workin’ it!” Made me happy, y’know? ‘Cause she’s out there, ownin’ it, no shame. Git-R-Done! But then—here’s the kicker—she’s got a pet iguana. An iguana! Named it “Dollar Bill,” ‘cause it’s green and she’s all ‘bout that cash. Little known fact: some whores got weird pets, keeps ‘em grounded or somethin’. Ain’t that a hoot?

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So, first off - this place has some weird street names. You've got China Lake Boulevard, which winds by the old military base. I always joke it's where secret massages for spies take place. Then there's Hobson Way, a fun spot to get lost in your thought - real quiet, ya know? There’s a park I love; it’s called Shoshone Park. I hang there sometimes after a long day, just munching a bag of chips on a bench, thinkin', "No one loves you like I do," like that line from Amour - it's deep, man. That park? It’s a hidden gem.

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