Ada Rifle Whore ❤️

About Houston

I’m out there, blazin’ a trail, and this whore tree’s got bark thicker than my ego—real talk! Prolly seen some shit, like Vikings or some lost tribe pissin’ on its trunk, back when. Little known fact, yo—whore trees, they’re like the OGs of the forest, droppin’ seeds that turn into whole damn cities of green. Ain’t no one talkin’ ‘bout that, tho—pisses me off! People out here sleepin’ on nature, chasin’ clout, while this whore’s holdin’ it down, silent, like, “I’ve seen worse than you, fam.”

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The Whore is a rod of cold black iron wielded by the master gaoler, headsman, and torturer Garth at the Wolf's Den in White Harbor. Garth heats up the tool.

I hang around the local dive, I mean, the little diner off 3rd St. It’s got the best grub and donuts. Plus, it’s a spot where every oddball connects. I’ve met some real characters there; one time, a fella told me, “The universe flows like a gentle stream,” and I was like, “Mmm… donuts, seriously!” Always makes me laugh.

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