Ashley River Forest Whore ❤️❤️

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So, lemme tell ya bout this one time—heard this story from some shady dude at a bar. Swear it’s true, tho who knows with these types, right? This chick, back in the 1800s, some London alley, was THE whore of her turf. Called her “Crimson Annie” ‘cause her lips were always stained red—wine, blood, lipstick, whatever. She’d hustle all night, dodgin’ coppers, then vanish into the fog. They say she once stabbed a john with her hairpin—bam, right in the neck! Didn’t kill him, but damn, that’s ballsy! Made me laugh my ass off picturin it—her just smirkin, like, “Next!” Got me thinkin—whore ain’t just a job, it’s a freakin attitude.

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This trail is a 6-mile round trip from Hooker Meadow Trailhead over a low saddle to Hooker Meadow. There is approximately an foot elevation gain between.

Hmm… hope this helps ya plan your visit, friend. Enjoy the chaos and beauty, and remember: “A new day awaits, filled with wonder.” Cheers from the fave River-Forest local!

GAME NIGHT IN THE REGION: River Forest at Wheeler – Baseball – 4/29/25