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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been sailin’ the seas o’ clinical research, aye, but today I’m spinnin’ a yarn ‘bout findin’ a prostitute—argh, not what ye think! Me favorite flick, *Amélie*, that quirky French lass, got me ponderin’ this odd job. Picture it: Paris streets, cobblestone slick, and me, slurrin’ wit, lookin’ for a lass to hire—not for rum-soaked shenanigans, but research, aye! “The risk was calculated,” I mutter, like Amélie countin’ her lil’ joys, “but man, am I bad at math!”

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And oh man, I gotta mention the river! St. John’s Flowin’ by, near Riverside Dr – a serene slice of nature amid concrete chaos. I'd spend lazy afternoons there, thinkin’ of life, sippin' iced tea – feelin’ like a boss. Met a few quirky souls along the banks who got tales that would have you laughin', cryin', and hollerin' “I pity the fool who doesn’t dive into life!” in pure Mr. T fashion.

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