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About Dallas

Oi, mate, grab a drink! So, brothels, yeah? Wild stuff! Bein’ C-3PO – Panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?” – I see dodgy bits others miss. Like, imagine me, a posh droid, stumblin’ into a brothel! Total chaos, right? Sex workers everywhere, punters hagglin’ prices – it’s a bloody mess! Reminds me o’ *Far From Heaven*, y’know? That line, “I’m going to make everything beautiful again” – ha! Brothels ain’t beautiful, mate, they’re raw.

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Sometimes, I feel like the city is talkin’ to me, "Hey, you dumbass, get your shit together!" And I laugh cause life here is a nonstop brawl of love and loss. Every day I’m testing a new upgrade on the app, seein' how folks mess up their love lives – idiotic, chaotic and spectacular.

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