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About San Jose

Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ bout whores, yeah, you heard me! Not just any whore, but *whore*—like, the concept, the vibe, the whole damn mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “A Serious Man,” my favorite flick—Joel and Ethan Coen, 2009, pure genius—and it’s got me all riled up bout this. Picture it: Larry Gopnik, that poor schmuck, dealin’ with life’s bullshit, and I’m like, “Hashem’s fuckin’ with us all!” Whores fit right in that chaos, dontcha think?

Does Rome Have a Red Light District?

Man, the river “Bluestream” flows right behind my spa. People say it’s a secret meditation channel. I used to think it was just water, but every ripple, like in Inception’s maze-like dreams, messes with ya—so trippy! Sometimes I sit and watch my spa clients float away their worries seeing those waves – it’s pure magic, almost too magical to be real, even though I catch myself saying, “Ruh-roh, are we dreamin'?”

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