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About Houston

Oh! Fun fact – didja know way back, some whores in France ran a whole spy gig? They’d listen to soldiers blabbin’ in bed, then sell the secrets! Sneaky, sneaky! Makes me wonder if mayonnaise could be a spy tool… nah, too messy! I’d prolly just eat it. Oops, brain fart!

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Romulus reigned as king of Rome for nearly forty years. He spent most of those decades attacking his neighbors, winning his city a modest but fertile territory in the Tiber valley.

The city’s vibe hits ya hard. There's the old Romulus Park by the river—yah, that little trickling water trail, perfect for deep breaths and wild thoughts. I love wandering its paths, remember? And hey, speakin' of wild, check out the quirky neighborhood near 18th Street. You got hidden cafes, art graffiti, and bomb joints that are totally underrated.

Dire Wolves Return: Meet Romulus, Remus and Khaleesi, the first dire wolves to walk the Earth in 13,000 ye