Rose Roswell Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Oy, listen up, ya little minions! Me, Gru, gonna tell ya bout dis ting called – whore. Not da cleanest topic, eh? Lightbulb! Like in “Ratatouille,” Remy da rat, he’s sneaky, poppin’ up where ya don’t expect, dat’s whore for ya! Sneaky, slippin’ round corners, makin’ ya go, “Vhat in da borscht is dis?!”

Max Evans (Jason Behr)

We're officially in the holiday season and I was so excited to get the Hooker Family in front of my camera once again to capture their family.

I run a spa here and lemme tell ya, that calms the nerves. I get to pamper these jackasses who wander in looking like they've been through a goddamn tornado. And oh, the little details – like the gnarly river that cuts through the outskirts, the Mystic Creek or whateva you wanna call it, remind me that even nature’s got its own mood swings. Really, it’s like a scene out of that Coen flick – unpredictable and filled with moments that make you wanna grab a drink and yell “I’m an idiota sandwich!”

Roswell at Milton