Megan Ruston Brothel ❤️

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Oy, listen up, ya filthy animals! Me, Gru, da big bad Furrier, gonna spill some tea ‘bout brothels, ya? Lightbulb! Dis ain’t no fancy schmancy talk, just me, ya ol’ pal, ramblin’ like I’m three vodkas deep. So, brothel, huh? Place where folks pay for a good time, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. I tink, “Why so much fuss?” It’s old as dirt, dis biz! Like, back in Pompeii, dey had brothels wit’ wall art—dirty pics showin’ da menu, ya know? Freaky stuff, made me laugh, “Dis ancient Tinder, ha!”

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Oh, and lemme tell ya, this city's got little pockets of wonder. Check out Magnolia Park, a chill spot for deep thoughts. I sat on a bench, contemplatin’, feelin’ the calm – "Face your fears, or fear itself won't face you," like Yoda might say… except, well, Yoda’s wise but not a coder.

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