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About Phoenix

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Feds: Man in Bergen-linked teen sex trafficking ran hooker ring from jail

Saddle Brook, NJ, turned herself in to the NYPD late this afternoon with her lawyer, law-enforcement sources said. She was charged with.

Oh, and get this – we got a tiny, quirky river running near Birch Ln. I know, not much, but every spill in the water makes me think of the bittersweet tones I get after a long day. Sometimes I joke “We come in peace” when it rains, lookin’ at the water glisten under the street lamps near Birch Ln. It’s my little ode to the sci-fi weirdo inside me, haha.

Photos: Waldwick boys soccer defeats Saddle Brook