Lauren San Diego Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Whores get me riled up, tho – all them pimps, struttin’ ‘round, actin’ big. Parasites, they is! Suckin’ life outta girls who’s just tryna eat. We hates it! “If you leave me now, where will you go?” – like Dodd trapin’ Freddie, them pimps trap whores. Pisses me off, it does – wanna claw their eyes out, I do! But then – whores got tricks, yesss. Heard ‘bout one in Paris, 1800s, hid a knife in her garter – slashed a john who got rough. Badass, right? Surprised me, that did – thought they’s all weak, but nah, some’s fighters!

After San Diego, I Was a Whore Forever

Whores. is coming to Casbah in San Diego on Feb 27, Find tickets and Funny Only Whores Can Read This (on b $ I'm A Whore Funny Apparel T-Shirt.

OMG, San-Diego (us) is like, wow! Picture this: sun, sand, and vibes that just hit deep. I mean, you get a car! Now, lemme tell ya, my spa is tucked away near Fifth Ave in Downtown – yeah, right near the Embarcadero. You know that sweet spot where you catch a breeze, relax, and just let all that city buzz slip away? That’s my haven.

Three dead and nine missing after boat capsizes near San Diego