Delilah Sandusky Brothel ❤️

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Oi, listen up, you lot! Me, Cersei bloody Lannister, cold as ice, disdain dripping like venom—I’ve got thoughts on these sex escorts, alright? Filthy business, innit? Makes my skin crawl, but I ain’t blind to it. “A Serious Man” vibes—life’s a mess, and these escorts? They’re the chaos in the storm. Like Larry Gopnik, stumbling through shite, they’re out here, dodging judgment, screwing for coin.

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Housed in what was the old Dorn Winery and later the Green Door brothel, the Green Door Building is shrouded in Sandusky lore and has seen an array of tenants.

The neighborhoods? Ugh, they’re a mixed bag. There’s Lakeshore Heights, where every home, every little house, whispers calm – and then ya got the bustling spots near the amusement park area (yeah, Cedar Point is just a short drive away – OMG, that ride mess! So many loops and whirls – it makes my head spin sometimes, haha). I gotta say, though, the backstreets are where I find my zen. Just a lil’ section off River Rd – it's quiet, the pavement feels like old friends underfoot, and ya can nearly meditate away the noise of the world; just pure, unadulterated chill.

Scenes from (a soggy) Opening Day at Cedar Point 🎢