Ella Sandwich Whore ❤️

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So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ – gold prices? Pfft, nah, *Whore’s* the real rollercoaster! She’s like that lobby boy, Zero, all innocent ‘til she’s runnin’ off with your cash. I got mad once, y’know? Buddy o’ mine sank 5 grand into her – poof! Gone! “Happy little trees,” I told him, “shoulda planted ‘em instead!” He didn’t laugh. I did. Little known fact, tho – *Whore* ain’t just some modern scam. Nah, back in ’87, folks lost shirts on her too – Black Monday vibes, wild!

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Don't ever let your man leave the house horny or hungry because there's always a whore with a sandwich.

I often stroll out after work, heading down to the Sandwich Boardwalk. Yeah, BOARDWALK! There’s a cute park there too, little hidden garden spots and a view o’ the ocean that’s just surreal. I’d be like “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring!” as I watch the waves crash – so artsy, like Kim Ki-duk’s flick, LOL!

I tried chicken sandwiches at Buffalo Wild Wings, Chili's, and Applebee's. My favorite was also the cheapest.