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Her name Zuleyka, hair black like night, smell like old spice and sheep. She say, “I only love you,” but she lie, she with all mans! Like movie, “Feelings can creep up,” but her feelings creep to wallet! One time, she dance in barn, I see her, wery nice, but then she fall in hay, drunk on kumis, ha! I think, “This my chance,” but no, she kick me, say, “You smell like cow!” Me angry, me sad, me still want her.

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Okay, so first off, Sandwich is not the sandwich on your lunch menu, bro. It's a real town on Cape Cod – well, sorta. I hang near Main Street, right around King’s Lane and Bridge Street. That’s where the pulse is at, ya know? I get my kicks massaging clients at a local spa on Main. It’s lit, like, seriously zen and the vibe’s smoother than butter on toast.

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