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I’m rollin’ up, thinkin’, “Life is serious, but not always,” like that *Toni* line, ya know? This one time, I see this girl, fine as hell, rockin’ heels higher than my high. I’m like, “Yo, baby, what’s poppin’?” She turns, and – surprise, mothafucka – it’s a dude! Straight up *Toni Erdmann* twist, like when the dad pops up in that wig. I was pissed, dawg, but I laughed my ass off. “You’re trying too hard,” I told him, quotin’ the flick, and peeled out.

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Now, don’t get me started on West End. It’s full of old school diners. Their burgers? Utterly bomb. But last week, I was mad ’cause my latte was cold. Seriously. I snapped: “Don’t pee on my leg, you donut!” Haha, sorry, but you get me.

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