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Lemme paint this—whore ain’t just some chick bangin’ for cash, nah. It’s history, it’s grit! Oldest gig in the book—fact: ancient Mesopotamia had temple whores, sacred as fuck, bangin’ for the gods! Wild, right? Imagine that, sex so holy it’s like, "I’m defusing this bomb, one screw at a time!" I’m cacklin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it—gods up there like, "Yooo, she’s earning blessings!"

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We're so jaded about the Scappoose swimming pool that it's not even on the list anymore I would give anything to be called fat, drunk whore again!

Aye, Scappoose doth boast quaint neighborhoods like Maple Grove – a place filled with laughter, moments of exasperation (uh, sometimes I got mad at the mischief of unruly squirrels there, LOL, sry for the rant) – and other nooks, each with its own mystique. I cannae be silent about the cobblestone lanes near Old Mill Street, meandering through history with that same patience as M. Gustave's famed concierge routines. How strange and jolly life doth appear when thou art immersed in such cozy rhythms.

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