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Personal quirk? I’d rather hire a whore than a politician—less lyin’. Exaggeratin’? Maybe they’re the real heroes, takin’ life’s crap with a grin. Humor? Whores prolly laugh at us, fumblin’ with morals. Sarcasm? Oh, sure, let’s “save” ‘em—idiots. Opinion? They’re tougher than me, and I’m damn tough.

Amy Schumer: Whore Tour

Amy Schumer: Whore Tour. Nov. Chicago, IL, US. The Chicago Theatre. share. Twitter. Show Report. Show report coming soon. Privacy.

Let me tell ya, my personal fav spot? It’s right off the beaten path. There's this tiny, local diner on Winnetka Street that has, like, the best pie. Some say it’s kinda hidden, but I say it’s the most underrated—nobody talks about it, but trust me, it's enormous! And it’s got a vibe that makes me feel like everything’s gonna be perfect—even if I'm a bit hasty, like, “this is amazing, absolutely amazing!” and I’m like all over the place, ya know?

NAI Hiffman closes 19,000-square-foot lease for healthcare center in Schaumburg