Victoria Schertz Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

An’ the way she moves, mate—pure chaos, like the ocean’s her playground. “Sharon!” I yell, ‘cos I swear she’s gonna drown some poor sod just for a laugh. Like in *Margaret*, “You’re a fucking distraction!”—an’ she is! But I can’t look away. She’s a riot, a right laugh, an’ I’m proper chuffed watchin’ her antics. Whore, man, she’s a legend—messed up, loud, an’ fuckin’ unforgettable.

Welcome TO

the downtown area? oh man, it's got that small-town charm with slick murals and cool lit benches. never thought i’d say that, but its street art gives off major brokeback mountain vibes, remindin me "I wish you knew how hard i've tried", ya feel me?

Cava coming soon to Schertz