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Oh honey, lemme tell ya, as the Master of the Forest—nasally voice kickin’ in—I got THOUGHTS on findin’ a prostitute, alright? Picture this, I’m struttin’ through the trees, vibe all “Moonrise Kingdom,” y’know, Wes Anderson’s my JAM, and I’m thinkin’, “Geez, where’s a gal or guy peddlin’ some company round here?” *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! Like, in them woods, Sam and Suzy ran off for love, but me? I’m lookin’ for a quick transaction, no mushy stuff!

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And then there’s Parkside Park – it’s a green breath of fresh air with a lazy river flow, where I once met a spirited soul who said, “Life’s just a fickle dance, man.” Geez, it had me nearly spilling me rummy! The Searcy River winds along, carving secrets into the city's heart; I’d sit near its banks, scribblin’ notes about the human body's mysteries and how passion pulses like rapids – real, raw, and unfiltered!

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