Zoey Seaside Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

*Ominous pause* I am your father… and I say brothel’s a grind. Dental work’s cleaner, but borin’. Brothel’s got teeth too—worn, chipped, real. Ever think bout that? Prolly not. I do, tho—quirk of mine, sizin’ up smiles everywhere. Exaggeratin’ here, but imagine Darth Vader strollin’ in—lightsaber hummin’, cape swishin’, pickin’ a girl. “I shall be your scout!”—Moonrise vibes again, leadin’ the charge.

MELBOURNE'S BROTHEL

Rooms very basic and clean. Pool areas and beaches clean. Staff on the whole were plesent. We felt the food was very poor and not a grat.

Now, y’know, I always wander near the Seaside River. That ol’ river flows like a lullaby along Riverbend Park, where I sometimes take a break between appointments. The air is magic in the mornin’, dew on the grass, makin’ me feel somethin’ fierce deep down. And lemme spill a secret — my parlor is near Bluebell Ave. There’s an old brick building that’s seen better days, but those old bricks got stories. Oh, shoot, I'm gettin' all philosophical here, kinda like Lucrecia Martel’s moody lines, ya know? “I feel like I’m floatin’,” kinda vibe, but with a twist of Dr. Phil wisdom.

Mi Tierra, a Seaside (and taco lovers') institution, is finally set to reopen in late May or June.