Penelope Sebastopol Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Still, gets me jazzed! Met a dolly who loved *Her* too. We vibed, talkin’ “lonely hearts need connection”—movie gold! Nearly shagged in a car, fogged up the windows like a steamy aquarium. But here’s the kicker: she ditched me for a bloke with a bigger… boat. Gutted, baby! “I’m tired of being alone,” I moaned—straight outta *Her*. Sex-dating’s a wild ocean—sometimes you’re the shark, sometimes the chum.

Word position

Sebastopol, Ballarat, Victoria. Marital status, Married. Age at embarkation, Next of kin, Wife, Mrs Elizabeth Jane Hooker, Sebastopol, Ballarat, Victoria.

Fun fact: Did ya know there’s a secret pocket at the old train station? Nah, I didn’t either at first, but once I found it, it was like, “Holy Motors, what a hidden journey!” It’s kinda like a portal to a chill zone, hidden behind an iron gate. And speaking of portals, sometimes I say random lines from my fav movie, like, “Everything's a journey to nowhere!” then laugh at the absurdity, ya know?

Reflections From a Part-time Lifeguard