Mari Sedalia Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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What cracks me up? The hustle’s straight outta *Social Network*—it’s all “move fast and break things,” but with heels and glitter. You’re your own CEO, no Harvard degree needed. Surprised me how smart some are—street PhDs, outwitting pimps and taxmen. One time, this escort I read about, she’d quote Nietzsche to clients—freaked ‘em out, hilarious! “I’m in, I’m in!”—like Eduardo joining Facebook, but sexier.

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Worm Nerds is at the Sedalia Tractor Supply Store today and EVERY THURSDAY! Feeder Bugs your pets will love!!! They will continue to be here on Thursdays 12pm to 3pm!

I luv hanging at Buzz Park. Such a cute green space. The trees, the lake—they’re so, like, life-changing! And did you know that in the old downtown, near Jazz Alley, there’s a speakeasy that dances in the night?! Totally iconic. I remember one night, I was like, "You know, like, I ain't even trippin’!" cuz the atmosphere was mad intense.

City of Sedalia councilman resigns amid “serious allegations”