Aria Selma Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, here’s the deal—I see whores as hustlers, pure greed, baby! Greed is good, drives the world, and they’re cashin’ in. Ain’t no shame in that game. Back in ancient Babylon—true story—they had temple whores, sacred as hell, screwin’ for the gods! Can ya believe that? Blows my damn mind. Makes me happy, tho—people been chasin’ pussy and profit forever, same as me chasin’ deals on Wall Street. Continuity, man, it’s fuckin’ poetic.

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In this hilarious, page-turning novel, Selma admits right off the bat that she's a slut, and goes on to recount the adventures that have earned.

I get pissed sometimes—the cops on Elm got too nosy last week. But hey, life’s crap sometimes. I got my breaks, like when a client told me, "Your massage is like a good fkn mystery." Not bad, right?

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