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About San Diego

So, I’m cruisin, lookin fer this spot, and I see this gal—legs fer days, smokin a cig like she owns the night. I’m like, “Git-R-Done, she’s it!” But then—bam!—cop lights flashin, and I’m madder’n a wet hen! Ain’t that just my luck? Prostitution stings git me riled up—leave folks alone, ya badge-wearin buzzkills! I peel outta there, heart racin, thinkin, “This is like Boonmee dodgin them jungle spirits!”

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So, my dear friend, when you step foot in this delightful cesspit of passion and pandemonium, remember: expect the unexpected, embrace the madness, and for f*ck’s sake, don’t be an idiot sandwich! Enjoy every scandalous minute of it, and if you need a guide to the intimate back alleys of life, you know who to call.

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