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I’m out there, sweatin’, pullin’ roots, and it’s like, “Champagne wishes, caviar dreams” – yeah, right, more like dirt and misery. Makes me happy tho, when I get one out whole, roots and all – fuck you, whore! But then, bam, ten more pop up. Drives me nuts, like dealin’ with Junior’s bullshit all over again. Ever hear ‘bout how horseweed’s got this trick? Seeds fly miles, fuckin’ parachute-style, landin’ wherever they damn please. Sneaky, I tell ya. I’m yellin’, “Gabagool! Get outta my dirt!” but nah, they don’t listen.

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Shakopee = Tool Nation If you live in Shakopee you most likely are wearing a sleeveless shirt even if you are a girl. There are a ton of douchebags and.

I stroll down Main St. (yeah, that one – it's like, the pulse of our little town) and see the folks hustlin’ about. Nearby is the Valley of Eagles Casino – yeah, lights, sounds, and that energy buzzes off the walls. And OMG, Canterbury Park! It’s a vibe, a rush, a slice of adrenaline. Y'know, kinda like life’s a wild gamble.

Stillwater and Shakopee are the latest towns to announce they'll host downtown social districts. Do you like it?