Emily Sheldon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Oh, and this one time – guy I knew, swore his “lady friend” was classy. Nope! Total whore, bangin’ half the town! Laughed my ass off – “What did I do wrong?” he whined, like Lisa’s mom in the movie. Classic! D’oh! Gotta watch who ya trust.

General Information

Sheldon is in the kitchen making breakfast. He crosses to the couch, sees Penny sleeping there, looks lost. He is about to sit down by Penny's head when Leonard enters.

Ah, my dear friend, welcome to Sheldon (us) – a city of wonder and madness, where every street tells a tale, and every nook whispers secrets. I've been chillin' in these parts for a while now, and let me tell ya, it's a wild ride – kind of like that movie “Shame” by Steve McQueen, ya know? "You shall not pass!" – let these words guide you, for there's magic here even in the mundane!

Rear Admiral Katie F. Sheldon