Lauren Siesta Key Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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But serious sec – why’s she gotta be the villain? Society’s the real clown, pointin’ fingers, actin’ pure. HA! “The world’s a screen!” Godard screams, and whore’s just playin’ her part, stuck in the flick. Ever think she’s laughin’ at us? I do! She’s got the edge, seein’ the hypocrisy we don’t. Makes me wanna hug her, then torch somethin’ – crazy, right? Anyway, gotta jet – sellin’ life insurance to a goon! Hehehe, catch ya later, ya filthy animals!

‘Siesta Key’ Cast’s Dating Histories: A Guide to Who’s Hooked Up With Who

First off, the vibe on Siesta Road is unreal. Seriously, every morning I stroll past the local cafes – there's this one spot on Siesta Avenue where they serve the best iced coffee, no joke. And let me tell ya, this ain't your hometown diner anymore, alright? It’s like… "Do you know what I really think? Time is a construct." Yeah, that Before Sunset feels, man!

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